About You!

Yeah that’s right. This page is about YOU!

Who are you??

Our clients typically fall into 2 distinct categories:

1.  You’re fairly new, maybe you’ve been in business a year?

You have no idea who you are (but wish you did), and you’re just fumbling around in this fun/crazy/messy/exciting/terrifying industry of weddings and events.

Some people pay you money for your services – YAY!

But probably not enough people – Boo!

And you don’t know why.

Is it your website?

Do you suck at sales?

Who knows?? You probably don’t.

But you’re trying to find someone that can fix you – and fast – before you give up and start applying for a REAL JOB!

2.  You have been around a while, maybe 2 – 3 years, or maybe more.

You kind of got this thing figured out now – kind of.

But you’re seeing your peers pass you – book more clients than you – get featured more than you – or worse, the newbies are started to feel fresher, stronger, lasting longer….

And that sucks!

And you don’t know how to do better – but you know (because you’re one smart cookie) that someone out there knows – because there are people in this industry making a sh*t load of money and getting a sh*t load of media attention – but you’re not one of them.

So why? Why, Dammit, Why!!?? Why aren’t you more successful by now??

You’re probably paying your bills, maybe even have a consistent little business, but you’re not exactly feeling the success you thought you’d be …. by now.

Thank God your husband has a REAL JOB, right?!

And then they call me…. “um, I think I need help, but I don’t know where to start. Will you help me…please… I’m desperate, mostly?”